On Your Orsi
Dear Orsi @ Hegre Art,
Well missy, you can get back on your horse and ride straight outa town, cos there ain’t no room for you on my ranch. I’ve seen you trying to seduce me from afar, but your efforts will come to nothing. You can take a naked dip in the pool. You can do stretching exercises in a Tuscan kitchen. You can squeeze your titties together and you can even struggle to take off a pair of jeans and I won’t come to your aid. For I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover. 