Not Anya Life

Dear Anya @ MPL Studios,

I regret to inform you that I will not be your lover. Not today. Not tomorrow. Not ever. And there is nothing you can do that will change my mind. You can swing from a tree on the beach, wearing a skimpy bikini. You can play with your hair in a girly sort of way. You can emerge like a phoenix from the bathtub. You can even sit on the beach with your legs spread-eagled, while water laps at your bits and I won’t be swayed. For I am Lethario and I am way too lazy to be your lover.

One Response to “Not Anya Life”

  1. irina Says:

    :))
    =))
    You’re funny :))

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