No Means No Nina
Dear Nina @ Watch4Beauty,
This may come as a shock to you, if you’ve never read my blog, but I’m afraid your attempts to seduce me are in vain. I’ve noticed how you sought to grab my attention by wearing crotchless trousers that look like a chess board. I’ve seen you wearing nothing but high-heels in an attempt to lure me. Well, you can perch on a window ledge in black stockings and you can bend over a stool as much as you want, but you won’t get me. For I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover. 