Lethario

Dear Patricia @ Hegre Art,

I’m writing to inform you that I will not be your lover, despite your obvious intentions otherwise. You’ve tried to impress me on many occasions, but your efforts are in vain. You can get it on with a cute blonde as much as you like. You can pose legs akimbo, covered in oil, until the cows come home. You can put on sexy black stockings if you want, but I won’t budge. You can even pose with a big pink ball, but i won’t be moved. For while I might admire you from afar, I am Lethario, too lazy for lovers.

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