Melisa, I Release Ya
Dear Melisa @ Watch4Beauty,
I’m going to put you out of your misery. You are no longer obligated to flirt with me, because I will never be your lover. You can flash your breasts in public as much as you like. You can eat a banana in the bath as often as you wish. You can stick a tv set between your stocking-clad legs whenever you fancy and you can flash your bits on a bridge, but you will never seduce me. Because I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover. 