Lea, Leave It Be
Dear Lea @ Femjoy,
Please stop flirting Lea as it will get you nowhere with me. It doesn’t matter how cute you look crouching by the fireplace. It doesn’t matter if you can hold up an arch with your bare hands. It makes no difference if you shout your love from the rooftop, or if you bend over on the railway track to show me your bits. You can even stick a giant fan between your legs and I won’t be swayed. For I am Lethario and I am way too lazy to be your lover.