Inga C, I Beseech Thee

metart inga cDear Inga C @ Met Art,

I’ve become increasingly aware of your attempts to lure me and I write to ask you to refrain from firting with me anymore, as it will get you nowhere. You can relax naked on an inflatable as much as you want. You can shower yourself with water from a hosepipe till the cows come home. You can spread your legs on the kitchen table and you can even pose naked in front of a beautiful landscape. All of it will be in vain however, for I am Lethario and I am way too lazy to be your lover.

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