I Won’t Miss Lidiya

Dear Lidiya @ MET ART,

I was browsing your pictures at MET ART and it dawned on me that you want me. I won’t mislead you. I’ll be blunt with you. I will never be your lover. You can play Look No Panties, while sitting on a park bench. You can stick out your bum while sailing the ocean. You can make out with another woman and you can even compare stripy stockings with a cute blonde, but I won’t be moved. For I am Lethario and I am way too lazy to be your lover.

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