Hard Luck Jenni
Dear Jenni @ Femjoy,
Don’t hold your breath darling, because I will never be your lover. Even though you clearly want me, I’m afraid I must decline. Sure, you can pose nude in the forest. Sure, you can bend over on some steps to show me your bits. You can even make a half-arsed attempt to fly while your girlfriends stand around laughing at you. But I won’t be moved. You can lie legs akimbo in a doorway for all I care because I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover. P.S. don’t forget to clean the bath before you go.
