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No Means No Nina

watch4beauty ninaDear Nina @ Watch4Beauty,

This may come as a shock to you, if you’ve never read my blog, but I’m afraid your attempts to seduce me are in vain. I’ve noticed how you sought to grab my attention by wearing crotchless trousers that look like a chess board. I’ve seen you wearing nothing but high-heels in an attempt to lure me. Well, you can perch on a window ledge in black stockings and you can bend over a stool as much as you want, but you won’t get me. For I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover.

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Melisa, I Release Ya

watch4beautymelisaDear Melisa @ Watch4Beauty,

I’m going to put you out of your misery. You are no longer obligated to flirt with me, because I will never be your lover. You can flash your breasts in public as much as you like. You can eat a banana in the bath as often as you wish.  You can stick a tv set between your stocking-clad legs whenever you fancy and you can flash your bits on a bridge, but you will never seduce me. Because I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover.

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Not Now Natasha

Dear Natasha @ Watch4Beauty,

I hate to break your heart Natasha, but I will not be your lover now. Not ever, in fact. You can tempt me by sitting legs akimbo in a swivel chair. You can pose strangely down at the gymnasium. You can wear a sexy little neglige and a pair of high heels. You can pose next to a mirror so I see double. You can even go crazy in a golden padded cell, out of frustration, but I won’t change my mind. For I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover.

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No Reception For Ariel

Ariel at Watch4BeautyDear Ariel @ Watch4Beauty,

It has come to my attention that you want me. There’s no point in denying it. It’s as clear as the night sky. But your efforts are futile. You can grasp your tits as much as you like. You can prance around naked taking photos with your girlfriend. You can even touch another girl’s tits but it won’t matter to me. You may swish your hair about and you can cover your bits with furry pink hearts. You can even wear a silly hat. But it is all in vain my dear, for I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover.

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