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On Your Orsi

hegre orsiDear Orsi @ Hegre Art,

Well missy, you can get back on your horse and ride straight outa town, cos there ain’t no room for you on my ranch. I’ve seen you trying to seduce me from afar, but your efforts will come to nothing. You can take a naked dip in the pool. You can do stretching exercises in a Tuscan kitchen. You can squeeze your titties together and you can even struggle to take off a pair of jeans and I won’t come to your aid. For I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover.

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Muriel Shmuriel

hegre murielDear Muriel @ Hegre Art,

It has come to my attention that you, like so many before you, believe you can seduce me via cyberspace. Well think again Missy. You see, you can lick your tits as much as you like. You can rip your fishnet stockings if you wish. You can hide your tits behind a heart-shaped cushion and you can even try to beat me at my own game by playing Lazy On The Beach, but you will never seduce me. You see Muriel, I am Lethario and I’m way too lazy to be your lover.

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No Manna For Yanna

Hegre YannaDear Yanna @ Hegre Art,

I write to ask you not to bother flirting with me anymore. I’ve had enough. I’ve seen you prancing around in the garden. I’ve also noticed you getting all acrobatic in bed, in a bid to win my attention. None of it sways me. You can lay down with your legs in the air. You can do the splits on the kitchen table. You can pose in sexy black stockings or even kiss an ugly mannequin but I won’t be changing my mind. For I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover.

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Olga, I Absolve Ya

hegre olgaDear Olga @ Hegre Art,

Olga, I absolve you. It’s not your fault. You are a woman and therefore you cannot help but want me. But your efforts to seduce me are in vain. So you can stop touching yourself in front of a mirror. You can quit squeezing a purse against your bush. You can cease hiding behind a tree and you can resist showering with another babe. Last, but not least, you can give up on the all-girl threesomes. Because I am Lethario and I am way too lazy to be your lover.

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My Apologies Patricia

Patricia at Hegre ArtDear Patricia @ Hegre Art,

I’m writing to inform you that I will not be your lover, despite your obvious intentions otherwise. You’ve tried to impress me on many occasions, but your efforts are in vain. You can get it on with a cute blonde as much as you like. You can pose legs akimbo, covered in oil, until the cows come home. You can put on sexy black stockings if you want, but I won’t budge. You can even pose with a big pink ball, but i won’t be moved. For while I might admire you from afar, I am Lethario, too lazy for lovers.

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