Dear Kinga @ Femjoy,
You’ve made countless attempts to lure me, but I’m afraid I’m gonna have to dispappoint you Kinga. There is no way we will ever be lovers. You can bend over on the rocks as much as you like. You can play with your tits as often as you wish. You can stand naked in front of the fireplace, and you can even cook me a naked romantic dinner, but I will not be seduced. For I am Lethario and I am way too lazy to be your lover. 
Dear Lea @ Femjoy,
Please stop flirting Lea as it will get you nowhere with me. It doesn’t matter how cute you look crouching by the fireplace. It doesn’t matter if you can hold up an arch with your bare hands. It makes no difference if you shout your love from the rooftop, or if you bend over on the railway track to show me your bits. You can even stick a giant fan between your legs and I won’t be swayed. For I am Lethario and I am way too lazy to be your lover.
Dear Laura @ Femjoy,
Laura I implore you to stop flirting with me because it ain’t gonna happen. It doesn’t matter if you bend over to let your pendulous breasts hang down, just waiting to be cupped. It doesn’t matter if you sit rather uncomfortably on what should be a comfy chair. You can squeeze your breasts together while giggling, or kneel in front of a mirror and I won’t be moved. You can even dye your hair blonde and pose in front of some graffiti, but still I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover.
Dear Jenni @ Femjoy,
Don’t hold your breath darling, because I will never be your lover. Even though you clearly want me, I’m afraid I must decline. Sure, you can pose nude in the forest. Sure, you can bend over on some steps to show me your bits. You can even make a half-arsed attempt to fly while your girlfriends stand around laughing at you. But I won’t be moved. You can lie legs akimbo in a doorway for all I care because I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover. P.S. don’t forget to clean the bath before you go.