Bless Ya Vanessa
Dear Vanessa @ Errotica Archives,
Bless ya Vanessa! You don’t know when you’re beaten do ya? But I must put you out of your misery by confirming that your efforts to seduce me are in vain. You can wear butterfly stockings and heels as much as you want. You can bite on a wooden spoon if you really want to. You can do things with apples indefinitely and you can even bash your head between two saucepan lids and I won’t budge. For I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover.