Archive for July, 2009

On Your Orsi

hegre orsiDear Orsi @ Hegre Art,

Well missy, you can get back on your horse and ride straight outa town, cos there ain’t no room for you on my ranch. I’ve seen you trying to seduce me from afar, but your efforts will come to nothing. You can take a naked dip in the pool. You can do stretching exercises in a Tuscan kitchen. You can squeeze your titties together and you can even struggle to take off a pair of jeans and I won’t come to your aid. For I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover.

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Muriel Shmuriel

hegre murielDear Muriel @ Hegre Art,

It has come to my attention that you, like so many before you, believe you can seduce me via cyberspace. Well think again Missy. You see, you can lick your tits as much as you like. You can rip your fishnet stockings if you wish. You can hide your tits behind a heart-shaped cushion and you can even try to beat me at my own game by playing Lazy On The Beach, but you will never seduce me. You see Muriel, I am Lethario and I’m way too lazy to be your lover.

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