Archive for June, 2009

Perla Won’t Learn

errotica arcives perlaDear Perla @ Errotica Archives,

You won’t learn will you Perla? I will never be your lover, so long as my name is Lethario. You can squeeze your tits together as much as you like. You can pose with a massive necklace around your breast and I still won’t be moved. You can hide your nipples while flashing your bits and it won’t matter. You can even lie on a desk with your legs in the air and I won’t change my mind. For I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover.

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Bless Ya Vanessa

errotica archives vanessaDear Vanessa @ Errotica Archives,

Bless ya Vanessa! You don’t know when you’re beaten do ya? But I must put you out of your misery by confirming that your efforts to seduce me are in vain. You can wear butterfly stockings and heels as much as you want. You can bite on a wooden spoon if you really want to. You can do things with apples indefinitely and you can even bash your head between two saucepan lids and I won’t budge. For I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover.

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