Dear Kinga @ Femjoy,
You’ve made countless attempts to lure me, but I’m afraid I’m gonna have to dispappoint you Kinga. There is no way we will ever be lovers. You can bend over on the rocks as much as you like. You can play with your tits as often as you wish. You can stand naked in front of the fireplace, and you can even cook me a naked romantic dinner, but I will not be seduced. For I am Lethario and I am way too lazy to be your lover. 
Dear Nina @ Watch4Beauty,
This may come as a shock to you, if you’ve never read my blog, but I’m afraid your attempts to seduce me are in vain. I’ve noticed how you sought to grab my attention by wearing crotchless trousers that look like a chess board. I’ve seen you wearing nothing but high-heels in an attempt to lure me. Well, you can perch on a window ledge in black stockings and you can bend over a stool as much as you want, but you won’t get me. For I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover. 