No Manna For Yanna
Dear Yanna @ Hegre Art,
I write to ask you not to bother flirting with me anymore. I’ve had enough. I’ve seen you prancing around in the garden. I’ve also noticed you getting all acrobatic in bed, in a bid to win my attention. None of it sways me. You can lay down with your legs in the air. You can do the splits on the kitchen table. You can pose in sexy black stockings or even kiss an ugly mannequin but I won’t be changing my mind. For I am Lethario and I’m too lazy to be your lover. 
Dear Viki E @ 