Olga, I Absolve Ya
Dear Olga @ Hegre Art,
Olga, I absolve you. It’s not your fault. You are a woman and therefore you cannot help but want me. But your efforts to seduce me are in vain. So you can stop touching yourself in front of a mirror. You can quit squeezing a purse against your bush. You can cease hiding behind a tree and you can resist showering with another babe. Last, but not least, you can give up on the all-girl threesomes. Because I am Lethario and I am way too lazy to be your lover. 
Dear Marina C @ 